As you will have gathered by now, your go-to Durham club reveals much more about your psyche and personality type than you may first expect. No, it’s not just about your music taste, favourite drink, or which one’s closest to your house — it’s a foolproof way to reveal exactly what kind of person you are. Indeed, your favourite night out may even reveal exactly how well you will perform in your degree. So, without further ado, here are my predictions for your degree results based solely on your favourite night out.
For legal reasons (and obvious ones), this is all in jest…
Jimmy Allen’s
Jimmy Allen’s gives me solid 2.1 energy. If Jimmy’s is your go-to night out, you do a fair amount of work but always make sure your social needs are met too. You spend a decent amount of hours a week in the Billy B, but you would still never sacrifice nightlife and fun. Essentially, you’re a very balanced person (a Woodgate in either hand) and your ultimate degree classification will likely reflect that. Carry on!
Wetherspoons
We all love Wetherspoons. But is this really your final destination? The Bishops’ Mill is always popping, but I consider it more of a pres destination. If this is your ideal night out, you’re likely attaining first class marks in every essay. No clubbing must, of course, mean you spend hours in the business school revising.
Babylon
As chaotic and busy as some of the Babs nights are, I (controversially) think that the people who go to Babs are majorly locked in. It strikes me as the prime spot for law and STEM students looking to let off steam once a week before spending hours at the library all week long. If your go-to is Babs, you probably only go out once a week and don’t really drink much the rest of the week.
Fab’s Thursday
Fab’s Thursday people are the opposite of Babs people in that they probably go out loads. You actually probably struggled to pick a favourite club night, as you enjoy most of them. You’re also more likely to do an arts and humanities subject rather than a STEM one. However, like Babs people, you still manage to do exceptionally well at university. In fact, people are usually asking you how you manage to balance your wild partying and your dedicated study.
Monday Ozzy’s
You’re kind of similar to the Fab’s person, except you don’t go out as much as you wish you did. Ozzy’s Monday is a fabulous night out but it’s also probably the only one you end up attending. You do brilliantly at university as a result, prioritising your subject and societies over clubbing everyday.
Fowlers
Just because Fowlers has closed and moved to Jimmy’s, doesn’t mean the Fowlers lovers are gone. In fact, we are very much still here. Being a Fowlers enjoyer signals a commitment to balance and harmony. You go to your seminars, most of your lectures, and do some reading sometimes… You probably do well, but you still have unfulfilled dreams of fully locking in. Rest in peace Fowlers.
Sunday Klute
Of this list, this option is unfortunately the least likely to benefit your academic career. Only because Klute is, itself, a whole lifestyle. Being a Klute enjoyer is probably your favourite part of Durham. Plus, you love to frequent other clubs too. Essentially, you’re a nightlife obsessive who definitely doesn’t make it to your early morning lectures (or anything before 4pm, to be frank). Not sure how well your degree will hold up in light of this…
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