Aussies have been exposed as fragile whiners in Celeb SAS – & panic-striken Neighbours arse ‘Toadfish’ takes the biscuit

GIVEN Ricky Gervais’ absence at the Golden Globes, January’s most entertainingly brutal TV segment was always going to be Billy Billingham’s opening demolition of the new Celebrity SAS: Who Dares Wins recruits on Channel 4. For Billy’s contempt is as chillingly real as the recruits’ terror. Never before, though, have I seen one of the…