Now, you’d hope universities, which have received enough of our money, could manage to budget for half-decent radiators, but it seems all we’ve been paying for are frosty 9ams. So, it looks like you’re going to need a survival strategy for this term. From subtle tricks to stop your teeth chattering in lectures to ensuring you keep all ten toes, we’ve got you covered.
Let go of your dignity
We’re in full survival mode here, people. Before you dismiss any of these tips, remember: we’re optimising for warmth, not coolness. If you thought this guide would help you gain aura points, you’ve severely miscalculated. But hey, while your mates are out there aura farming, you’ll still have feeling in your extremities—so who’s really winning?
Layer up like your life depends on it
Yes, it’s obvious, but don’t sleep on this one. Thermals are about to become your new personality. The good news? Baggy is back, baby. Ditch those pathetic baby tees and embrace your inner Adam Sandler: thermals under massive hoodies, topped with an oversized tee for good measure. He would be so proud of your fit, especially knowing how toasty you are underneath. Fashion is pain? Not today.
Warm drinks are non-negotiable
There is absolutely no excuse for rocking up to your 9 a.m. with that sad, lukewarm water that’s been festering in your bottle since Tuesday. It’s doing nothing for your comfort and even less for your immune system (seriously though, when was the last time you actually washed that emotional support water bottle?). Campus is crawling with places to grab a cheap hot drink, or go absolutely mental and invest in a thermos. Does wonders for frozen fingers, and hot water refills are free. You’re welcome.
Deploy the buddy system
Strategic seating is crucial. I know a packed lecture theatre isn’t ideal, but in winter? Absolute game-changer. Now’s the time to make friends with your coursemates if you haven’t already. Huddle together during lectures, exchange hot drink recommendations, and don’t be afraid to get cosy (remember point one about abandoning your dignity). Body heat is free real estate.
Bring a Blanket to Class
This one’s for the brave souls ready to fully commit to the bit. But let’s circle back to our core principle: we’re not here to look cool, we’re here to not develop hypothermia. So shove that blanket in your bag, and when that mysterious arctic draft starts turning you into a popsicle, wrap yourself up like a burrito and watch your productivity soar. Bonus points if it’s a matching set with your thermals.
Years from now, when you’re successfully employed and living somewhere with central heating that actually works, you’ll look back on this frozen hellscape with a strange fondness. “Remember when we brought actual duvets to lectures?” you’ll laugh, sipping something warm that isn’t just hot water from the library bathroom tap.
And if all else fails, at least the cold keeps you awake during those 9 a.m.s. Silver linings, yeah?
