Liverpool meltdown shows how Kopsy-turvy Premier League is – where else would we witness this wondrous shambles?

THE most expensive player in the history of English football cannot hit a cow’s backside with a banjo. The second most expensive player in the history of English football is a little boy lost. The reigning Footballer of the Year, with a freshly-signed contract, is gone at all levels, with a creaking body and a…