Like Lily Allen’s song, my boyfriend had a ‘p*ssy palace’ strewn with sex toys – but I found out in a more brutal way

WALKING into my flat six weeks after our big break-up, I couldn’t believe I’d ever given my ex-boyfriend keys. What I was staring at was so disrespectful and so disgusting, I wondered later if I’d imagined the whole thing. Luckily, I’d taken photos of every awful thing he’d left for me to see – a…