Hey, what’s the date? It’s October 3rd, and do you know what that means? It’s Mean Girls day!
To celebrate, we decided to give you an idea of where to grab lunch today, based on your favourite quote from the cult classic 2004 movie.
Oh, and remember, it’s a Friday, so Regina says you can only wear jeans or track pants.
Get in loser, we’re going shopping – Subway
via Coolidge Corner Theatre on YouTube
Get in Lancs, we’re going to Subway. There’s nothing quite like a cheeky footlong BMT on a Friday afternoon so that’s just what we’re prescribing. It’s probably quite a good time to find the best window to queue for a Subway as well, you do NOT want to be waiting at midday.
She doesn’t even go here – Costa
If you wish you could have a lunch filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy… then go ahead and grab your Mean Girls Day lunch from Costa!
That’s so fetch – The Deli
Fetch? It’s like… lunch… from The Deli. If you’re heading down the South Spine today, you’re almost definitely going to be tempted by The Deli in some way or another. I just know Gretchen Wieners would love that interior.
Seems like an Instagram story upload ready to happen.
You can’t sit with us – Greggs
Might be an obvious choice, but you literally cannot sit with us in Greggs. To fully get into the Mean Girls spirit, then you should spend your afternoon queuing for what feels like an eternity, getting your food, then having to find somewhere else to sit. Cringe.
The sausage rolls might be worth it though.
You go, Glen Coco – Coastal
Glen Coco? Hot cocoa? It was a tenuous link but an important one. Who knows, maybe you can be entirely in keeping with the theme and order yourself four of whatever you originally planned on getting.
I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool mom – Sultans
via Paramount on YouTube
He’s not like a regular bossman, he’s a cool bossman. If this is your favourite Mean Girls quote, I’m sure the Sultans staff would agree to be your Ms George figure while you’re in Lancaster. Absolutely 10000% where you should be getting your lunch today.
Oh, and if any of you Freshers haven’t already entered the giveaway for a year’s worth of free Sultans, then what are you doing?
Whatever, I’m getting cheese fries – Friends Bistro
If your mentality for today is as quoted, then head on over to Friends Bistro for your lunch today. You’ll definitely get your heart’s desire, as long as you’re on an all-carb diet (God, Karen!). Bonus quote for this lunching location: ‘Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that’s just, like, the rules of feminism!’
I’m a mouse. Duh. – Pizzetta
via Coolidge Corner Theatre on YouTube
In the same way that you can’t really go wrong with animal ears for a Halloween costume, you also can’t go wrong with a delicious Pizzetta Republic for lunch this Mean Girls day. You can even treat yourself to a coffee and a cake after your meal!
Featured images via Paramount Pictures and Coolidge Corner Theatre on YouTube
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